What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Joe Biden

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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Justin Beiber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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I enjoy anal.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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