what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

women playing football?

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

feces

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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