- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Type 2 diabetics

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

oh hiya come in

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

A blind man walks into a pole.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

A seal walks into a club.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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