What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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