- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

Dick spice

I am on a escalator.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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