What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

LOL May Wong

wanna hear a joke? not really

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Anti Joke

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