Cold camel scrotum.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Matt Damon

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Gadaffi

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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