Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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This is not a joke.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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This one sucks!

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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