- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

twilight

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

women have rights

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

Why did the child step on a ball?

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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