- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Hi my name is Jim

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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