The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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It's long!

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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#scabbers

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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