- Anti Joke

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Shit!

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.