Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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