What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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