That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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pickle juice?

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Spread the net.

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read this

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Wats a joke?

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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