- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

I tell an anti joke!.

Who is a knob? ross d

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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