Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Anti-joke.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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