What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

A black guy with his family.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

A jew go out of a bar

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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