- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

haha, you're an orphan

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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