what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Anti Joke

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