Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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I'm banging your sister.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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