How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

women have rights

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

Get in the Batmobile.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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