What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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That didn't hurt.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Doorbell salesman.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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