What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black man didn't walk into a bar

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

LOL May Wong

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Nothing yet CC

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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