Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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