Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Homework.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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