- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

twilight

Type 2 diabetics

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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