- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

My butt!!!!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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