Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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1 Jew XD

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Toaster

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Alt F4

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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