Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Doorbell salesman.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Anti Joke

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