Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

knock, knock. come in.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

A Frenchman stays and fights

womens rights to vote

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Women's rights

mc hammers income.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Anti-joke.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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