Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Wade's the father

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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