What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Chicken

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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Turn around.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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