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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

WNBA

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

FAP

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

What would you rather do or drag a board?

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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