A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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