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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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