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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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