Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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