Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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The penn state football administration

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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