- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Black people. They are so kind.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Womens rights.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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