How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Anti Joke

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