What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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