- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Smart Blondes

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

How much did the Holla Cost?

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Japan called... They need help.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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