What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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IU football

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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The penn state football administration

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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