- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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