You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Women's Rights.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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myspace

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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