Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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What's 4+7 47

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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penis

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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