a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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why?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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