Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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