How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

knock, knock. come in.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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