- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What causes floods? Too much water.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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