What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

Hi my name is Jim

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Wade's the father

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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