what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

my mom raped yerr foot

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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