What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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My butt!!!!

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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