- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

terry stockton is straight

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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