A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

Niki Minaj's ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

women outside of the kitchen

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Women.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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