- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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