What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

Roses are red Violets are penis

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

what happened to your gran you tell me

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

What's 9 plus 10? 19

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

Hi

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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