WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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The Holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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