- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What did the fish say? Moo

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Women.

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