That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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Why did he die? He was sick.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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