- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Hearpin my durp

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

this is a joke

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

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