Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Penis.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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The Irish man was sober.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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