why am i on this site? cause its funny

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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