A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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Your mother is a man.

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Yo mamas so fat

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Weiner

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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