- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

involved parents.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

fkda

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

You

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Joey mayer's face

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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