Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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