Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Joey mayer's face

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Unnnnnnnn

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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