A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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