Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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That didn't hurt.

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Smart Blondes

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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