A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Jason Connor.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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