Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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