she wasn't 18

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Cancer.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Poop

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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