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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

the jokes are repetitive on this site

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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