Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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