- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

How much did the Holla Cost?

I tell an anti joke!.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

A russian gives away vodka.

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