- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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