- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

whats 2+2? 4

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Johan showering. . . AWK

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Farts smell bad!

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

women outside of the kitchen

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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