- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Spinabifita

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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