What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Penis-Pump

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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