- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

Doorbell salesman.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Matt Damon

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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