Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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