Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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