What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Mitt Romney.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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YEAH THEY DO.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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a ginger has a soul

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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