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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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