What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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dislike this...please.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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