- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

A black guy with his family.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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