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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Yo mamas so fat

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

womens rights

women's rights

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Yo mamas so fat

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

womens rights

women's rights

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon