Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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monkey sponge

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Black People.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Cancer.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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