- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

Hearpin my durp

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

the cast of the jersey shore

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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