A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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womens rights

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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