After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Please spell dyslexia.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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