-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Anti Joke

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