What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A snake walks into a bar

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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hit the thumbs down button

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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space is fun

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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