Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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minecraft

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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general tso's broccoli

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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