- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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