um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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