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You know what is not cool? Fire.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Ken wins!

Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

What's brown and sticky? Shit

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

space is fun

Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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