What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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