- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

i saw your mom, i said hi

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