Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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