There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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Your social life

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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I am on a escalator.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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