no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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It smells like triangles in here.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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