An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

Scientology.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Penis

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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