What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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