Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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a retard lost...

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