you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Garry Glitters on here

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Women.

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Anti Joke

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