A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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terry stockton is straight

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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