How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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It's long!

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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I hate blackniggers

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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I enjoy anal.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Chicken

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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