What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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