One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

Knock Knock.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

what smells worse then shit Drew White

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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