If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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You smell like shit

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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