poo is yummy

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

Obama

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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