what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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FAP

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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A man is so drunk that the alcohol has a biphasic effect on the body, meaning that its effects change over time. Initially, alcohol typically produces feelings of relaxation and cheerfulness. Increased consumption, however, can lead to dehydration, coordination problems, blurred vision, and a great number of health, medical, and social issues and other drinking problems caused by alcoholism. As articulated above, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to drunkenness. One of the short term effects of intoxication is the lowering of an individual's inhibitions. As a consequence, when people are intoxicated they frequently do things they normally would not do while sober, often ignoring legal, ethical, social, and moral or religious norms. While blurred vision, slurred speech, dehydration, and coordination can be labeled as "alcohol short term effects," other health problems such as alcohol related heart disease, liver disease, and cancer, on the other hand, can be labeled as long term effects of alcohol abuse and alcoholism. This, however brief, is an overview of the effects of alcohol. What remains to be discussed, however, is what Paul Harvey calls "the rest of the story." Essentially, "the rest of the story" is a more detailed analysis of how excessive alcohol affects an individual's life and the lives of those around him or her when the person becomes an alcoholic and suffers from alcoholism. Perhaps the most logical way to discuss this complex topic is to focus first on the classic alcoholic behaviors and effects of alcohol in the four states of alcoholism; then examine some of the "social effects" of alcohol and alcoholism and finally, discuss the medical conditions, health issues, and drinking problems that are caused directly or indirectly by alcoholism.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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