I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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I am a n1gger.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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womens rights to vote

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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fart+fart=poop

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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