whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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